She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
These tits shall not be calmed
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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