The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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