I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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