ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Randomize
