no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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