I want to stick my p in your. b.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
dude. I can hear the air.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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