It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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