I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
