spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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