Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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