Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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