Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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