I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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