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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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