That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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