saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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