did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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