we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
How external is "for external use only"?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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