Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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