Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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