my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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