I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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