me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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