i think my mom watched the whole time
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
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