we're blogging at a bar
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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