whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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