Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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