yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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