I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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