You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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