thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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