think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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