He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
MIDGETS
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You did what with his pubic hair?
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