Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Ladies don't puke and tell
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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