Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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