I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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