So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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