Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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