My room smells like vodka and shame
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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