Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I will be naked everywhere
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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