She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My dick has a subreddit
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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