Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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