she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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