There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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