shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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