we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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