We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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