I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
