One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's never too late to be topless.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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