two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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