I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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