i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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