He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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